I couldn't help myself.

This morning I'm drinking coffee, doing laundry, listening to the NPR Saturday morning lineup, and putting off grading student papers. So while I procrastinate, I check out some celebrity gossip websites (I'm human, after all), and I notice that on a picture-page about matching celebrity children to their parents, the Hollywood gossip hotspot TMZ described a picture of Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, and their baby as, "Katie Holmes' first husband's daughter, Suri." It just cracked me up.